Bumper sticker lulz

I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh today, so I scraped my memory for others I've found funny. I don't do them, but if I did, all but one of these would have a chance to appear on my car's behind. (Can you guess which one might not make it?)

1. WWJB (Who Would Jesus Bomb?)


2. Eschew Obfuscation.


3. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?


4. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.


5. Ignorance is apparently bliss.


6. Sarah Palin 2012: You Betcha!


7. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.


8. Visualize whirled peas.


9. That was Zen. This is Tao.